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Spam

8 min read
All the cool bros doing it. Stole from Nenohi :I

[x] You've seen at least one anime.
[x] You've read at least one manga.
[x] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis. ( Once a day I think or catch a glance of an episode lol )
[x] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things. (Go watch Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt. Your answer will change. )
[ ] You're in anime club.
[ ] You've cosplayed at least once. ( Wow hardcore otaku there? )
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.
[ ] You cosplay in public.
[x] You've been to at least one anime convention. ( Fresno Fair AniJam Convention. Planning to go to the LA one with my friends near Christmas pff. )
[ ] You cosplayed there. ( It was super hot that day and my costume was all black so no. )
[ ] You travelled more than 200 miles to get there.
[x] You like Japanese food. ( Who doesn't?, lol )
[x] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, Pocky, cheap ramen, ramune. ( ALL FFF )
[ ] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish. ( I-It's not really?! D8 *stupid* )
[ ] You've made bento lunch.
[ ] You've made a charabento. ( Lol wtf Shugo Chara bento? )
[ ] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis.
[ ] You've actually been to Japan.
[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols.
[ ] You're learning/know Japanese. ( Suuure, I want to know more Korean / Chinese than Japanese to be honest. )
[x] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitles. ( I guess. )
[ ] You have Japanese blood. ( If I did, I think everyone would call me a cheater in art D| )
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood.
[x] You're in love with a fictional character made by Japanese people. ( Didn't everyone have a crush on anime guys?, come on, stop lying, fff. )
[ ] You claim you're married to said fictional character. ( WTF HELL NO WEEABOO. )
[x] Anime is so much better than western cartoons. ( ...Adventureeee vs Clannad?, Clannad wins. o A o )
[ ] You call all cartoons anime.
[ ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you.
[x] You call characters by their original Japanese names  ( I can even SAY it correctly. )
[x] You call characters by their romaji spelling ( Lol ftw of course. )
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbour. ( |D I forgot what that was. /googles )
[x] You think Pearl Harbour's a new anime that just started airing in Japan. ( LOL omg this meme read my mind :C )
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth. ( I guess not. *shrugs* )
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media.
[x] You listen to J-music. ( Dude, of course. )
[x] Exclusively.
[x] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt". ( Meh, I just call him Gaku :I )
[x] You can name all the Vocaloids. ( Big Al, Lola, Leon, Prima, Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin & Len, Meiko, Megurine Luka, Kaito, Kaai Yuki, Kiyoteru Hiyama, Miki Furukawa, Nekomura Iroha, Lily, I THINK I MISSED ONE.)
[x] WITHOUT looking it up. ( T-That's a hard thing I cannot do.. )
[ ] You like Hetalia. ( Not really. I only like Lichtenstein and Chancake's way of portraying China rofl :> )
[ ] You think Japan is the best character.
[ ] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public.
[x] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food.
[ ] You use Japanese honorifics.
[ ] To refer to yourself.
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise.
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese.
[ ] Legally. ( How weeaboo of me to do so. )
[x] You want to give your kid a Japanese name. ( Nah, can it be French? Or something mixed? Screw it Japanese. )
[ ] You want to name your kid after an anime character. ( I can see his future. It's a joke holyshi- )
[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental.
[ ] You've had it done. (( . A . ))
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students.
[ ] You've been arrested for doing so.
[ ] You use memes in daily conversation.
[x] You watch abridged series. ( D-D-DRAGON BALL Z and YU-GI-OH, yeahhh it's time to D-D-D-DUEL. /shot )
[x] You get most of the jokes.
[ ] You use tildes while typing~ ( What?, japanese tiles? )
[x] You use Japanese emoticons (  (  ^ 0 ^ ) / wwww もちろん雌 ! )
[ ] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing. ( Lol what am I?, Sora? )
[ ] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever. ( Why lie about your nationality? )
[x] You're not.
[ ] You're not even Asian. ( It's called Hmong. Ggrks. )
[x] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage. ( A little yeah. )
[ ] And you're not even Japanese.
[x] People call you a weeaboo. ( Most people do not know what the term 'weeaboo' means. )
[ ] You prefer the term otaku. ( I don't collect manga or action figures. I want a BRS and DEAD MASTER nendroid though! )
[ ] You break out into Caramelldansen in public. ( We get it, it's old. )
[x] You want to date a Japanese person. ( If they're willing to...SURE. )
[ ] No other nationality will do. ( That's just so racist. )
[x] You watch Naruto. ( Trolol I remember calling Hinata a blind person who had no eyes. The first episode I watched was the Hinata and Neji fight lol fu- I'm a weeaboo. ;; )
[ ] You wear the headbands.
[ ] Every day.
[ ] You're bitching at me beacuse they're properly called "forehead protectors"
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[ ] You act out scenes from the show.
[x] FFVII is the best game ever. ( T-That's 12 right?, *can't tell Roman Numerals anymore* I like 7 and 10 8D )
[ ] Sephiroth is yours.
[x] Kingdom Hearts is awesome. ( Of course, I think it's very good. )
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!!1 ( AWW GET AWAY. BFF guys ; A ; )
[ ] You wish you owned a real Death Note. ( Sadly, I'm not smart like Light so screw that. I would love a Shinigami though c: )
[ ] Touhou rocks your life.
[ ] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan. ( What?, some anime dubs are pretty good! )
[ ] Vic Miginola is God. ( That guy who does Edward's english voice?, oh yeah he's cool. )
[ ] It's seiyu, not voice actor. ( I believe it's spelled 'Seiyuu'. )
[ ] You use Gratuitious Japanese all the time.
[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence.
[x] The only thing you draw is anime. ( This is a FACT. )
[x] You're taking an art course, and all you submit is anime. ( :c ...Sure. )
[x] All your friends also like anime. ( Them ladies and gents, go watch Clannad. Now. You'll learn about life there. )
[ ] You want to become a mangaka. ( Lol did Gaku have a sex change? )
[ ] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai. ( Disappear. )
[ ] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn" ( I would care less )
[x] You write fanfics for English class. ( C| MHMMM. Ipretendthegirlsaguyandthereyouhaveatrap )
[ ] Yaoi fanfics.
[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls. ( I studied Japan for a Project, man wtf you talking about?! )
[ ] Everyone says you have no life. ( Not everyone ;D )
[ ] And it's true. ( Lol what no. )

0-10: You probably hate Japan. You're not a weeaboo at all, not even close.
10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo.
20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good News- you're not one.
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You're very likely a Japanophile, but you're not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You're not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
60-70: Weeaboo.
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!11 ( ROFL win )
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!
101: Insane asylum tiems.
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Crap!

1 min read
Sorry to spam your inboxs but--I think I left my tablet pen at my mom's place and I can't get it until this weekend. /sob/ I just realized right when I was about to reply to NeYumi's message on Tegakiiii /rollsaround/. This is why I don't bring my tablet over there! > A < ;; Expect very little deviations this week. /skipstowatchClannad/
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Oh golly

2 min read
:icondeathstareplz: I'm back oh wow that was fast. I never expected my sister to give my internet back to me again, it feels great. xD;; Anyways I come back to like 60 messages and my computer going slow. Orz oh well. Feels great to kind of relax. Oh and for the roleplaying, I won't be on until probably Thursday to roleplay. Gah, need to finish for RejectRP-DA contest. *is running out of time* |D;;

Also o 3 o Edit-o~

I was thinking in my ELA class today that I would replace my P i a n o P i e c e Story with a story I came up with. Well...I was kind of..out of options to name it but it's about a wealthy 15 year old girl named Maria Tres Elsteffien III, who looks up to her mother as a role model. But because of a sudden twist of events, her mind was shorted to a halt and she left her household for a walk without telling anyone in the mansion. She soon runs into a orphan boy who works in a hat shop in the streets of London. Maria shuffled off, knowing a peasant is a peasant. However, she realizes what she had thought of him before has changed her ways of looking at things.

I...hope that makes sense..? Pff, I just thought of it is all. Holy god Maria's last name is hard, I'm so glad I watched Kuroshitsuji to learn fancy names 8D; Whoa! Oh yeah and the orphan's name is Alfred Concell no not the APH one please don't mention him =A=;
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Welp, just wanted to post something happy for my journal, orz. Stolen from Nenohi

Tsundere (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)
[x] You come off as sort of aloof to other people.
[x] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness.
[x] You have a secret obsession with something cute.
[x] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[x] You blush when people point out your sensitivities.
[ ] You blush when people tell sexual jokes.

Total: 5 (( I am no Tsundere >T ))

Yandere (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[x] You're very sweet and kind in public.
[x] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.
[ ] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise
[x] You have a crush who you'd literally kill for.
[X] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap.
[x] Schizophrenic
Total: 5 (( How lovely. ))

Megane (Guy-with-Glasses Character)
[ ] You have glasses.
[x] You can sometimes be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.
[ ] You are always very polite in your speech.
[x] You are fairly intelligent in some field.
[x] You take discipline seriously.
[x] You have some sort of fetish for something
Total: 4 (( Ehhh, not that bad. ))

Tsukkomi (Angry Guy)
[x] You have a friend who often makes dumb or embarrassing remarks.
[ ] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.
[x] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you'd be the "yin"
[x] You swear a lot.
[ ] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.
Total: 3 (( Out. ))

Boke (Dumb Guy)
[x] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.
[ ] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend.
[ ] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you'd be the "yang".
[ ] You are normally very laidback and carefree. (( Only on holidays and weekends ))
[ ] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.
Total: 1 (( Ha, I'm no idiot. ))

Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[ ] You are always, almost overly, polite.
[x] You love traditional Japanese culture. (( One of the best in my opinion. ))
[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.
[ ] You're an excellent cook. (( Lol want to taste the food, it's ashes~ ))
[ ] You are hardly ever angry.
[ ] You have really long hair. (( Sorry, I moved on, I cut it /shot ))
Total: 1 (( Lol I'm not a perfect wife, and about that moving on part, I just cut it because it was the summer. I cut it every summer. ))

Sexy Character
[ ] Your bust/package is...formidable. (( TSURUPETTAN. /sob ))
[ ] You like making sexual innuendos. (( What? ))
[ ] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen.
[x] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.
[ ] You're an expert cosplayer. (( Yeahhhhh sure. ))
[ ] You like the taste of alcohol. (( Screw that, let's drink soda. ))
Total: 1

Loli/Shota Character
[x] You like sweets or chocolate. (( I don't hate them either nor do I love them. ))
[x] You adore cute things and/or the word "kawaii". (( I like cute stuff, well..depends. ))
[ ] You use Japanese suffixes like "-chan," "-tan," "-sempai," etc. (( Ahaha no. ))
[ ] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like "nyo," "nyu," "un," etc... (( This ain't no Elfen Lied ))
[x] You are considered gullible or naive. (( Lolwat. ))
[ ] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you. (( Lol I'm not a weak bug you know ))
Total: 3
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